Sid James:
I'm an actor, mate.
Kenneth Williams:
You're a cheap vaudevillian. Whereas I am a clasically trained thespian. I've worked with Orson Welles.
Sid James:
So have I.
Kenneth Williams:
I've played Shakespeare.
Sid James:
Well, so have I.
Kenneth Williams:
I have read a book.
[Sid looks down at his feet]
Kenneth Williams:
I have sat on the steps of the Colosseum and debated the nature of man with Sophocles, I have.
[Kenneth farts]
Barbara Windsor:
Kenny!
Sid James:
Bloody hell.
Barbara Windsor:
Honestly! How do you expect to maintain a decent working relationship with people I have no idea.
Kenneth Williams:
Rudolph Valentino was a farter. His leading ladies never complained.
Barbara Windsor:
They were silent films!
Kenneth Williams:
I consider it one of my more singular accomplishments that I can display an uncommon degree of eloquence from both ends...
[He farts again]
Kenneth Williams:
... simultaneously!
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