50 Year Old Bill:
Oh, hello!
50 Year Old Ted:
We totally forgot you were coming. How great to see you.
Ted:
What are you talking about? You totally ran away from us.
50 Year Old Bill:
Look, guys, we know exactly what you're thinking. Why would we be playing Open Mic Night at 6:15 p.m. when, I fact, we have become such huge rock stars again.
Bill:
Yeah.
50 Year Old Ted:
Here's the answer. Us being here is humorously ironic.
50 Year Old Bill:
Do you believe us?
Ted:
No.
Bill:
Not at all.
50 Year Old Ted:
Well, I feel sorry for you, then.
Bill:
Dude, I think we came to early. These other us's don't have the song.
50 Year Old Ted:
Why don't you go write it for yourselves instead of trying to steal it from us?
Ted:
You're the one who couldn't write it, Ted.
50 Year Old Ted:
Well, you're the one who lost his wife, Ted.
Ted, Bill:
What?
Bill:
What are you talking about?
50 Year Old Bill:
Here's what happened, Bill. After you failed couples therapy, Liz and Jo were visited by other thems from the future who gave them a phone booth and sent them all through time and space looking for just one life where they could be happy with you!
50 Year Old Ted:
And guess what?
50 Year Old Bill, 50 Year Old Ted:
They didn't find one!
50 Year Old Bill:
And now we've been alone for two years 'cause you sent our wives away.
Ted, Bill:
No way.
50 Year Old Bill, 50 Year Old Ted:
Yes way!
Ted:
Our wives have been gone for two years and you didn't do anything about it?
50 Year Old Bill:
Oh, you did, all right. You went back and made it worse!
50 Year Old Ted:
And guess what else? Your daughters won't even talk to you.
Bill:
What?
Ted:
You're a dick, Ted!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:25