Sarge:
[Tex has finished repairing Shelia, and is now attacking the Red Base. Sarge is in the Warthog and radios Simmons]
Simmons, I'm comin' around in the Warthog. Take the gunner position when I come by.
Simmons:
Right, Sir.
Grif:
I'll, uh, I'll just stay here.
Simmons:
Yeah. Stay and guard this cement wreck. It's vital to our success.
[Simmons jumps into the gunner position of the Warthog]
Simmons:
I'm in, sir.
Sarge:
[they drive off towards Sheila]
Good. Here's the plan, Simmons
[Tex blasts the Warthog, and Simmons flies off]
Sarge:
Yowza!
Grif:
[Sarge and Simmons run back to Red Base]
Wow. You guys back so soon? Win the war already?
Simmons:
Hey Sarge, you mind telling me the rest of the plan now?
Sarge:
If we survive this, I'm gonna kill the both of you... slowly...
Sheila:
[Shelia is still firing at the Red Base]
Firing main cannon.
Donut:
[Donut runs up the stairs, while Grif, Simmons, and Sarge are cowarding in the other staircase]
What are you guys doing up here?
Grif:
That chick with the black armor is back!
Donut:
What chick? The one who stuck a grenade to my head?
Simmons:
That's the one!
Donut:
The one who's the reason why I'm in this Light Red Armor?
Grif:
Donut, I understand the need to safeguard your masculinity, but it's so much faster just to say Pink.
Donut:
Ohhh, I've been waiting for this...
[runs to edge of base, towards Sheila]
Donut:
HEY BITCH! REMEMBER ME? I SAVED SOMETHING FOR YA'!
[Tosses grenade at Tex and Sheila]
Tucker:
[Simmons and Grif look at grenade, grenade flies, Lopez/Church watches grenade, grenade flies, Tucker and Cabosse watch grenade]
Wow. That girl has some arm...
Tex:
[grenade lands in Tex's lap]
Oh, CRAP!
Donut:
HELL YEAH! THREE POINTS, YOU DIRTY WHORE!
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