Bill Engvall:
My son is twelve now, and is *really* getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is this: they don't possess what I like to call that... discretionary gene yet. He and I were walking down the street going home from the ballfield the other day, and there was a woman walking towards us who was... gifted.
[laughter]
Bill Engvall:
And I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go "Dude, shut up". She hadn't walked two feet behind us, and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?"
[laughter]
Bill Engvall:
And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
[laughter]
Bill Engvall:
We had to have the big talk this year. I was on the road, my wife called me. She said "Well, you need to have a talk with YOUR son." Which I find incredibly amusing, that when he's in trouble, I have sole ownership.
[laughter]
Bill Engvall:
I said "what happened?" She goes, "well, him and his friends were on the internet, and they pulled up one of those sex sites." I was like, "oh, Lord." All right, I said "baby, um, did you write down the name of the site?"
[laughter]
Bill Engvall:
"Just for reference?" She's like "shut up."
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