Daryl Van Horne:
[Daryl has been forced into a church after Alex, Sukie and Jane have combined their magic, trying to banish him]
Can I ask you something? You're all churchgoing folk. I really want to ask you something. Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit! I really want to know.
[takes a tissue from one of the congregation]
Daryl Van Horne:
Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves... earthquakes... FLOODS?
[kicks the floor]
Daryl Van Horne:
You think women are like that?
[their magic makes him vomit into a woman's lap]
Daryl Van Horne:
What's the matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We all make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes, they call it nature.
[chuckles]
Daryl Van Horne:
So, what do you think? Women.
[starts yelling]
Daryl Van Horne:
A mistake... or did He do it to us on purpose? Because I really want to know! Because if it's a mistake maybe we can do something about it! Find a cure! Invent a vaccine! Build up our immune systems.
[starts laughing hysterically]
Daryl Van Horne:
Get a little exercise. You know... 20 push-ups a day... and you NEVER have to be afflicted with women ever again!
[Alex, Sukie and Jane jab a voodoo doll causing Daryl to collapse in agony, convulsing on the floor of the church]
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