Robin Williams:
I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the gates of Heaven where George Washington comes out, says, "How dare you defile what I have created," and starts whaling on his ass, then 70 other members of the Continental Congress come out and start kicking the shit out of him. Osama will say, "Hey, wait! Where are my virgins?" "71 *Virginians*, you asshole!" "I must talk to Jesus Christ! Where is Jesus Christ?" And St. Peter goes, "Hey Jesus, did you call a cab? Come here!"
[combination of boos and cheers from audience]
Robin Williams:
I heard it! Finally the PCs! We crossed the politically correct line! It was okay to beat the shit out of him, but don't do the ethnic joke!
[hisses]
Robin Williams:
How Buddhist of you! Yes!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:58