The Missing Link:
Anyway, how, er, how was Derek?
[Susan sighs]
Susan Murphy:
Derek is a selfish jerk.
B.O.B.:
No!
Susan Murphy:
Yes. All that talk about "us" - "I'm so proud of us", "Us just got a job in Fresno". There's no "us". There was only Derek. Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see that? I'm such an idiot!
[she kicks the roof of the gas station, sending B.O.B. flying]
Susan Murphy:
Why did I ever think life with Derek would be so great anyway? I mean, look at all the stuff I've done without him. Fighting an alien robot? That was me, not him. And that was amazing! Meeting you guys? Amazing. Dr. Cockroach, you can crawl up walls and build a super-computer out of a pizza box, two cans of hairspray and...
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.:
And a paper clip.
Susan Murphy:
Amazing! And you - you hardly need an introduction; you're the Missing Link! You personally carried 250 co-eds off of Cocoa Beach, and still had the strength to fight off the National Guard.
The Missing Link:
And the Coast Guard. And also the Life Guard.
Susan Murphy:
Amazing!
[B.O.B. lands]
Susan Murphy:
B.O.B., who else could fall from unimaginable heights and end up without a single scratch?
B.O.B.:
Link?
Susan Murphy:
Y-you.
B.O.B.:
Amazing!
[Insectosaurus roars]
The Missing Link:
Good point, Insecto. Susan, don't short-change yourself.
Susan Murphy:
Oh, I'm not gonna short-change myself.
[stands at full height]
Susan Murphy:
Ever again!
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