Steve:
[to David]
Hey what up, dude? What happened to that hottie you brought here last night?
David:
The usual, and she left.
David:
Nailed and bailed huh? Yeah!
[Steve raises his hand for a high five]
Vicky:
God, you are such a pig.
Steve:
Whatever, you just don't get it. I'm just happy for the guy.
Vicky:
Yeah right, good one.
David:
She didn't even know my name.
Steve:
I remember when I used to wake up next to chicks and not know their name.
Vicky:
Sometimes you forget *my* name.
David:
Course, you didn't stay the night.
Steve:
Yeah, exactly, so, what are you bitching about?
David:
Cause I'm sick of these one night stands! I'm like how often is this gonna happen? It's a eternal spiral I keep going down. I want a girl I can actually hang out with. A girl ya know, I play video games with.
Vicky:
You don't even play video games.
David:
Uh yeah, Vicky, besides the point. OK this gonna- this is gonna sound really naive, but, I don't know but it's not like I'm out there looking 'the one"
[mutters]
David:
Jesus, I guess I'm looking, but I'm not not, expecting to find her. I don't know.
Vicky:
Well, maybe if you stop looking in guy bars?
David:
Um, well, that's the only place I'm comfortable taking to girls I mean, you get a few drinks in me and I'm loosening up and I'm not gonna see them again so I can say *anything* and I'm not gonna mess it up. Ya know. When it comes to a girl you really want to spend time with. Something different. OK, you know what it is? I freeze up I get nervous I start sweating and I'm afraid I'm a start doing the wrong thing, say the wrong thing, make the whole thing awkward and just ruin the whole moment.
Steve:
Epic fail bro, epic fail. You just gotta get out of that comfort zone your in, man.
David:
I get out of my comfort zone?
Steve:
Yeah.
David:
This coming from a guy who hasn't put on a pair of pants in two months.
Steve:
Shut up, you don't even know how hard it is to live this lifestyle.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 09:11