Robin Williams:
Baseball players have to go in front of a grand jury and say, "Yeah, I did cocaine. Can you blame me? It's a slow goddamn game! Come on, Jack! I'm standing out in left field for seven innings, and there's a long white line going down to home plate! I see the guy putting it out going, 'Heh-heh-heh-heh!' And that damn organ music, too!
[hums the "charge" intro]
Robin Williams:
Doot-doo-doo-doo, doot-doo-doo-doo! Third base coach is always doing this...
[wiping nose, fidgeting around]
Robin Williams:
When he's doing that, I don't know whether to slide or do a line, you know what I'm saying? People sliding into home plate head first, umpire goes, 'You're out!' No, baby, I'm up now! Ha ha ha!"
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:06