Mr. Thorn:
[Junior enters his new classroom and the students begin laughing at him, while his new teacher Mr. Thorn walks over and rolls his eyes tiresomely]
Oh, no. Not another one. How many kids are they going to make me teach?
[Junior hands Mr. Thorn his envelope]

Mr. Thorn:
Well, get in here and find a seat. Go ahead. Come on, come on, come on! Hustle, small fry. I'm not gonna have you holding up my class all year. now, let's move it!
[Junior sits down at his desk]

Mr. Thorn:
Now, let's start with a nice easy review to see how much you underachievers remember from last year. Polly, what's 17 times 8?
Polly:
136.
[Bows rather smart and sits back down]

Mr. Thorn:
Good. Richard, what's 72 divided by -9?
Richard:
-8, sir.
[sits back down]

Mr. Thorn:
Fine. Murph!
[cut to Murph picking his nose]

Mr. Thorn:
Murph! What's 3 plus 2?
Murph:
Mmmmm... 4.
[Everyone laughs]

Mr. Thorn:
[sighs]
Murph, you've been in the 6th grade since I started teaching here, I really want to get you out this year. Now, please, please work with me. What's 3 plus 2?
Murph:
9?
[Everyone laughs again as Mr. thorn closes his eyes in despair]

Mr. Thorn:
I can see this is going to be a long year.
Junior:
[angrily]
5, all right? The answer is 5!
Mr. Thorn:
You!
[walks over to Junior's desk]

Mr. Thorn:
What're you saying?
Junior:
Uh, I said 5.
Mr. Thorn:
Dandy, I'm glad someone's paying attention here.
Riportata da il 05/03/2025 alle ore 08:35

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