[Lenny has parked his cab in Mahmud's reserved space]

Mahmud Nasir:
You've got a real fucking nerve...
Lenny Goldberg:
I know I should never have rubbed that fuckin' lamp.
Mahmud Nasir:
[Surprised]
You American?
Lenny Goldberg:
[In Cockney accent]
Nah, I'm a... I'm a Cockney sparrow.
Mahmud Nasir:
Come on, move your cab.
Lenny Goldberg:
Beg your pardon? What happened to that famed Islamic politeness?
Mahmud Nasir:
You saw the space was marked! Move your fucking cab!
Lenny Goldberg:
Look, pal, I've lived here for fifteen years. I'll park wherever I wanna park!
Mahmud Nasir:
Just move it up a bit further up the road, alright!
Lenny Goldberg:
I like that spot. I always park there.
Mahmud Nasir:
Oh, yeah, I get it now. It's a bit like the occupied territories, isn't it?
Lenny Goldberg:
Ah, here it is! Here it comes, the Anti-Semitic stuff, you heard it here first!
Mahmud Nasir:
I'm not being Anti-Semitic.
Lenny Goldberg:
Oh no? What else ya wanna call me, eh? Kyke? Beagle breath? Floor by two? Neo con?
Mahmud Nasir:
Bollocks. I'm not being Anti-Semitic. Yeah? I can't be.
Lenny Goldberg:
Yeah? Why not?
Mahmud Nasir:
Because I'm a fucking Jew!
[pauses and looks around for listeners]

Mahmud Nasir:
[Whispering]
I'm a Jew... shit! Don't you dare tell anyone.
Lenny Goldberg:
I'm the shoebomber. Pleasure to meet you.
Mahmud Nasir:
No, listen to me. I've just found out I was adopted by Muslims. My real parents were Jews.
Lenny Goldberg:
[laughing]
Why should I believe you?
Mahmud Nasir:
Why the fuck should I make it up?
Lenny Goldberg:
Yeah, good point.
Riportata da il 05/03/2025 alle ore 08:22

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