Mahmud Nasir:
So, uh, Jews?
Lenny Goldberg:
Yeah.
Mahmud Nasir:
Tell me about them.
Lenny Goldberg:
[laughing]
Okay. Uh, let's see: Where shall we start? I know, let's start with me - the archetype. The American Jew. As American as knish and Seinfeld and slavish support for Israel. You know, like my fellow countrymen, I didn't think there were any other Jews in the whole fuckin' world, especially not Britain. Britain, land of hope and pork. A Jew in Britain...
[laughing]
Lenny Goldberg:
That's just weird. That's like an American driving a Hackney carriage.
[With accent]
Lenny Goldberg:
"What a Yank with the knowledge? What's the bloody world coming too?" But no. In London alone, you've got your Hampstead liberal intellectual Jew; you've got your Pitter secular accountant Jew; you've got your Hamden Orthodox lawyer Jew; and scum of kosher scum, your Essex Jews, of which my ex-wife, who by the way, in case you were wondering, is why I came to this fucking country in the first place and why I know so much about its Jews.
Mahmud Nasir:
Knish?
Lenny Goldberg:
A doughy, kosher deep-fried dumpling. Oh, and then you've got your Israeli Jews: you know, Jews without angst, without guilt, so really not Jews at all. And then you've got your Jews for Jesus: What the fuck is that all about?
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