[last lines]
The President of the United States:
Everyone, let's welcome my new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General W.R. Monger.
General W.R. Monger:
Thank you, Mr. President. What a great way, sir, to celebrate my ninetieth birthday.
The President of the United States:
Very good, Warren. All right, let's get it started in here. Nerd!
Advisor Wedgie:
Gentlemen, I have assembled a preliminary budget estimate for the rebuilding of San Francisco.
The President of the United States:
Zoinkers! This is gonna be a boring one. Good time for a cup of Joe. Warren, how do you take it?
General W.R. Monger:
Hit me with a double venti organic, chocolate brownie, caramel frappucchino, extra hot with one inch of foam. Non-fat.
The President of the United States:
You got it. Black it is.
[he pushes the nuke button by mistake, despite all the advisors shouting at him not to]
General W.R. Monger:
My God, man! What have you done?
The President of the United States:
Time to wave the white flag and head for the bunker, boys. Let's check on the situation in 500 years. Who wants to freeze my head?
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