Shonte Jr.:
Damn. I can't figure out the atomic mass of this motherfuckin' deuteron!
Jamaal:
Shit, man, that shit's simple! Okay. Tell me this. Tell me this.
Shonte Jr.:
What? What?
Jamaal:
What's a deuteron made up of?
Shonte Jr.:
Duh, a proton and a neutron.
Jamaal:
Then what's this motherfuckin' electron doing right there?
Shonte Jr.:
Shit, I don't know!
Jamaal:
Well, get it outta there then!
Shonte Jr.:
Okay, so, you're sayin' I add up the atomic masses of the proton and the neutron, right, I see's that, but what do I do with the goddamn electron? Can I bring it over here?
Jamaal:
Enrico Fermi'd roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid shit. I mean, he'd just turn over ass up in your face. He wouldn't give a fuck!
Lee Harvey:
Hey, Jamaal, man, just cut my man some slack, dog.
Jamaal:
Look here, man, I'm just tryin' to help him save face, all right? I mean, you know, he keep askin' questions like that, motherfuckers gonna think he's stupid!
Shonte Jr.:
I ain't stupid.
Jamaal:
Aw, shit, man.
Charlie Baileygates:
Mornin', fellas.
Lee Harvey:
Oh, hey, Dad.
Jamaal:
Hey, Pops, how you doin', man?
Charlie Baileygates:
What's all the commotion down here?
Jamaal:
Oh, you know, just school shit and shit.
Charlie Baileygates:
How's my little guy doing?
Shonte Jr.:
Struggling. This quantum physics is confusing. If I don't buckle down, I'm gonna get myself another B-plus.
Charlie Baileygates:
Ooh, that'd be whack.
Lee Harvey:
Man, he so fuckin' dumb, he think calculus is a goddamn emperor.
Jamaal:
[bumping fists]
Give it up, dog.
Shonte Jr.:
Yeah, well, you think polypeptide's a motherfuckin' toothpaste!

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