Brenda:
[Sucking the sauce off her fingers and screaming at the screen]
Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Don't go in there!
[screams, scaring everyone in the theater]
Brenda:
Woah-ho-ho-ho! Lord! I'mma have a heart attack! Oh, this is some scury shit! Hah! Oh I am scared! Oh-ho-ho!
Old Man:
[annoyed]
Excuse me?
Brenda:
Uh ha... I think I paid my money like er'ybody else up in here!
[Watching the movie]
Brenda:
That ain't no man! You can see her real hair right there!
Young Lady:
[turning around]
Do you mind?
Brenda:
[sticking out her hand to the women's face]
I know you better get outta my face! Outta my face! Outta my face! This is all me up in here! You handle 'dat!
Young Man:
[shouting]
Will you shut the fuck up!
Brenda:
[takes out a camera]
Um-umm! This movie is good!
[the Killer sits next to her, but she thinks it's Ray]
Brenda:
Hey baby, you back just in tiiiime! She's about to get in on with Shake-a-speare! He found out she's a girl.
Young Man:
Shut UP!
Brenda:
[turns around with the camera pointing at the young man behind her]
Yeah I got you! I got you on camera! You on candid camera now! You ain't know 'dat!
Brenda:
[her cell phones rings and everyone groans as they know what is going to happen]
Hello? Hey girl! Ah, I'm in the movies! Uh-huh, yeah Shake-a-speare in love! Ohh-ohh! You lying! You lying!
Young Man:
For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap!
Young Lady:
Shut up!
Brenda:
[to her friend on the phone]
Hold on...
[to the audience of the movie theater]
Brenda:
I don't know why ya'll is acting like this! My girlfriend already saw the movie and she says they don't even stay together in the end!
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