[Norah Jones returns to the stage after an intermission]
Norah Jones:
Thank you. So I'm gonna give my chops a rest and bring a friend up to the stage. He's gonna sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much. Please, give a big hand... to John Bennett!
[John enters the stage and waves at the crowd]
Lori:
Oh... my God.
Rex:
Holy... shit.
[John attempts to shake Norah's hand, but she smacks his bottom on her way toward the piano. John approaches the microphone]
Ted:
I gotta fuck her again.
John:
Um, hiya. My name is John Bennett, and this is for Lori Collins, 'cause I love you. You know, this song reminds me of the most important night in my life... the night we met. Uh, this is the theme song from the movie Octopussy.
[Norah plays the saxophone and piano to start the song]
John:
[singing off-key]
All I wanted was a sweet distraction for an hour or two / Had no intention to do the things we've done...
Ted:
Still better than Katy Perry.
John:
[singing off-key]
Funny how it always goes with love, when you don't look, you find / But then we're two of a kind /
[raises voice]
John:
We move as one / We're an all-time high...
Rex:
You suck! Get off the stage - Oh, c'mon, give him a chance!
[Crowd boos John as he continues to sing]
Angry fan:
You're an asshole!
[Angry fan jumps off the guard rail and runs toward John, but John knocks him out with the microphone stand, sending him crashing off the stage]
Norah Jones:
Oh Jesus!
[Security escorts John off the stage as other personnel surround the injured fan]
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