Dr. John Dolittle:
[John is acting as a marriage counsellor to a couple of pigeons]
... It's not something you should be ashamed of. It happens to most men occasionally. You're probably under a lot of pressure.
Female Pigeon:
He's not under pressure. He's not atracted to me, because I'm just a pigeon. He's a self-hating pigeon... As him what he does all day... He sits in a tree by himself - because he's too good to eat with the rest of us, when the old people feed us in the park. And the way he stares at a robin's breasts, it's enough to make you sick.
Male Pigeon:
I happen to be attracted to orange breasts.
Female Pigeon:
[to her husband]
You're not a robin, or a dove, or a hawk. You're a pigeon, and I'm a pigeon...
Male Pigeon:
[to John]
She sits on the nest all day and gets crazy.
Female Pigeon:
...With three eggs, and they're gonna be pigeons, too.
[flies off]
Male Pigeon:
[to John]
May I ask you something? If I turn THIS way, don't I look a LITTLE like a blue jay?
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