Hal:
What are you talking about? All I ever did was tell her how perfect she was.
Mauricio:
Really?
Hal:
Yeah. Then she got all huffy and told me to grow up.
Mauricio:
Well, that's probably good advice. You are kind of immature.
Hal:
You're not serious. You actually think you're more mature than me?
Mauricio:
You're right. I'm probably more immature than you, but at least I have a bigger willie.
Hal:
[about 8 seconds later]
Yeah... bigger than a mouse's.
Mauricio:
What the hell was that?
Hal:
I said your willie's...
Mauricio:
I heard what you said, but it took you, like, 8 seconds. You can't come back with a comeback after 8 seconds. You got 3 seconds... 5, tops. That's why they call it a "quip." Not a "slooowp."
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:18