Mikey:
Which one of you divas uses self-tanner?
Daniel:
I do, why?
[Mikey walks out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel]

Mikey:
Because I beat off with it last night.
Daniel:
Why... why didn't you even read the bottle?
Mikey:
I was a little drunk.
Jason, Daniel:
What?
Mikey:
My shit is orange.
[Mikey opens towel]

Jason:
Oh!
Mikey:
Look at this!
Daniel:
Oh my God!
Jason:
Oh no!
Daniel:
Who knew that could even happen to you? I didn't know you could change colors.
Mikey:
Stop.
Jason:
Your dick looks like a yam.
Daniel:
Your dick looks like a traffic cone.
Mikey:
Just stop.
Daniel:
Your dick looks like a can of cheddar Pringles.
Mikey:
That's fucked up.
Jason:
Your dick looks like Spike Lee at a Knicks game.
Daniel:
If your dick was jumping over the river, it would be the General Lee.
[Takes a sip out of his mug and spits it out in a fit of laughter]

Jason, Daniel:
[Both succumb to built up laughter]

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