[Henry's fourth wedding night]
King Henry VIII:
My wife? Huh... not yet.
Anne of Cleves:
Poor mother told me... first he says the marriage is no good, and then he cuts off the head with an ax chopper!
King Henry VIII:
That is an exaggeration, madam.
Anne of Cleves:
Then why do you say I am not yet your wife?
King Henry VIII:
Well, madam, uh, a marriage ceremony doesn't make us one.
Anne of Cleves:
Mmm?
[shows her ring]
King Henry VIII:
Oh, yes, yes, yes, 's all right, but you, uh, have to, umm, I have to...
Anne of Cleves:
What?
King Henry VIII:
Did your mother not talk to you about...
Anne of Cleves:
What?
King Henry VIII:
Oh Lord. Ohhhh, well, uh, madam, all that stuff about children being found under gooseberry bushes... that's not true...
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