Hobbit Lover:
Hey man.
Elias:
[Puts on Mooby's hat]
Welcome to Mooby's, may I take your order?
Hobbit Lover:
Yeah um, let's see... Give me one udderly delicious Moo-ilk shake, Skinny Calf and a, order of onion rings. Thanks.
Elias:
[Typing into register. To himself:]
"One ring to rule them all."
Hobbit Lover:
[Surprised]
"One ring to find them."
Randal Graves:
[Eavesdropping]
Oh Jesus.
Elias:
"One ring to bring them all."
Hobbit Lover:
"And in the darkness bind them!"
Elias:
[Hi-5's the Hobbit Lover]
Yes! How many times?
Hobbit Lover:
Umm, three for 'Fellowship', two for 'Towers', *four* for 'Return'.
Elias:
[Showing off]
Five for return.
Hobbit Lover:
Dude.
Randal Graves:
Okay, look. There's only one 'Return', okay, and it ain't of 'The King', it's of 'The Jedi'.
Hobbit Lover:
[to Elias]
Oh, Star Wars geek.
Randal Graves:
Oh I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses.
Elias:
[to Hobbit Lover]
You'll have to excuse him. He's not 'down' with the trilogy.
Randal Graves:
Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy you fucking morons.
Hobbit Lover:
You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Mannequin Skywalker so much, right?
[Robotic genstures and monotone, imitating Anakin Skywalker]
Hobbit Lover:
Danger, danger, my name is Anakin. My shitty acting is ruining saga.
Elias:
[Chuckles]
Yeah, you're crazy, Jar-Jar.
Randal Graves:
Oh I'm crazy? Those fucking hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was was a bunch of people walking. Three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano... Here's the first movie...
[Walks in a straight line, doped]
Randal Graves:
... And here's the second movie...
[Walks in a straight line and steps]
Randal Graves:
...
Hobbit Lover:
He is way off. Loser.
Randal Graves:
...You ready for the third movie?
[Walks in a straight line again, and, at the end, pretends to take a ring off his finger and throw it away, then shrugs]
Diner #1:
Fuckin' A.
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