Mrs. Shlumsky:
Shop around, you'll not find more reasonable rates anywhere. And there are no hidden fees for urns or gravestones that you might find at at a competitively-priced mortuary. No reasonable offer will be refused. Is the deceased a relative?
Mr. Coats:
Uh, no, she's my wife. Exactly how long does it take to completely ignite a human body?
Mrs. Shlumsky:
Not long. Depends if you use starter fluid or not. What was your wife's name?
Mr. Coats:
Uh, Sable Coats. I suppose all fluids... boil right out of the body?
Mrs. Shlumsky:
Pardon?
Mr. Coats:
Well, you know, saliva, blood... cyanide.
Mrs. Shlumsky:
Not sure I take your meaning.
Mr. Coats:
Well, that is to say autopsies are not, as practice, performed on ashes, are they?
Mrs. Shlumsky:
Oh, no, not as such.
[Coats appears upset]
Mrs. Shlumsky:
Are you able to continue, Mr Coats?
Mr. Coats:
It's as if...
Mrs. Shlumsky:
Part of her died with you, I know. Social security number.
Mr. Coats:
She was in such pain, though. I'm just sure that she's...
Mrs. Shlumsky:
Happier now, I'm sure. Visa or Mastercard?
Mr. Coats:
Would cash be okay?
Mrs. Shlumsky:
Certainly. Cause of death?
Mr. Coats:
Um... suicide.
Mrs. Shlumsky:
Would you like to make the arrangements now, Mr Coats?
Mr. Coats:
Well, I'd like a little time to think it over.
Mrs. Shlumsky:
Of course. here's our price list. I do hope you'll think of us when you make the decision.
Mr. Coats:
Oh, I will, yes indeed, I will. Thank you so much, thank you.
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