Charlie:
Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick:
Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie:
How's that, Lieutenant?
Maverick:
Well, I just happened to see a MiG-28...
Goose:
We!
Maverick:
...do a... Sorry, Goose. *We* happened to see a MiG-28 do a 4G negative dive.
Charlie:
Where did you see this?
Maverick:
Uh, that's classified.
Charlie:
It's what?
Maverick:
It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Charlie:
Lieutenant, I have Top Secret clearance. The Pentagon sees to it that I know more than you.
Maverick:
Well, ma'am, it doesn't seem so in this case, now, does it?
Charlie:
So, Lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Maverick:
Well, we...
Goose:
Thank you.
Maverick:
Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie:
Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick:
Because I was inverted.
Iceman:
[coughs]
Bullshit.
Goose:
No, he was, man. It was a really great move. He was inverted.
Charlie:
You were in a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28?
Maverick:
Yes, ma'am.
Charlie:
At what range?
Maverick:
About two meters?
Goose:
Well, it's actually about one and a half, I think. It was one and a half. I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be one and a half.
Maverick:
Was a nice picture.
Goose:
Thanks.
Charlie:
Eh, Lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Goose:
Communicating.
Maverick:
Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. I was, you know, giving him the bird.
Goose:
You know, the finger.
[holds up his middle finger to demonstrate]
Charlie:
Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
Goose:
I'm sorry. I hate it when it does that. I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Charlie:
So you're the one?
Maverick:
Yes, ma'am.
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