[Edd thinks Ed and Eddy have sunk into quicksand]

Edd:
This is all my fault! I should have never let you leave the cul-de-sac!
[as Edd cries, a handkerchief is held out to him. Edd reaches for it]

Edd:
Thank you, Ed. Goodness, Ed, that's filthy.
[Edd's eyes bulge. Ed and Eddy are in front of him, covered in mud but otherwise no worse for wear]

Eddy:
Gotcha!
[the two burst into laughter. Edd stands up]

Eddy:
Man, you're such a sap! This muck's only ankle deep! Can't sink in it!
Ed:
Got that right, Eddy! Because sinks are Mother Nature's own cereal bowl!
[Edd turns around and walks off]

Eddy:
Hey, Sockhead, where are you going? You got somewhere to be? What?
[Edd walks through the swamp until he reaches a dock. He heaves himself up onto it. He slips on the water that had been dripping off of him. He makes a label reading "Caution", slaps it on a puddle, and continues walking]

Eddy:
Hey!
[He and Ed follow Edd]

Eddy:
Where ya goin'? You're headin' back into the swamp!
[He reaches for Edd's shoulder]

Eddy:
My bro don't live...
Eddy:
[furiously slapping Eddy's hand away]
DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME!
[He releases his repressed rage]

Eddy:
A SAP? Well excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I have left in this world!
Eddy:
[trying not to laugh and is sure Edd's putting on an act]
And?
Edd:
It's surprising, because your stubborn, inane desire to shock, sandbag and swindle is what put us here in the first place!
Ed:
I helped, too!
[Edd turns to Ed with a dangerous look, then turns back to Eddy]

Edd:
You and your nefarious scams!
Eddy:
[enraged]
Like you were picking daisies! You built the stupid thing!
Edd:
If you had paid attention to what I said and not pushed the red button...
[Edd and Eddy start brawling. Ed, who had been hiding behind a billboard, comes out and watches the scene in dismay]

Ed:
Stop! I demand you tickle each other right now!
Edd, Eddy:
Stay out of it, Ed!
Ed:
The evil dark side has consumed them both! Trouble! Bad! Pain!
Ed:
I've had enough!
[He kicks Eddy off]

Ed:
I'm returning home.
Ed:
[pleading]
But we can't go home, Double D!
Edd:
I'd rather face my consequences, Ed, than wander aimlessly with a so-called friend!
[as Edd storms off, Eddy's eyes fill with tears]

Ed:
SAY IT AIN'T SO! WE THREE ARE NO MORE, EDDY! LIKE HOP, SKIP BUT NO JUMP! LIKE UP, UP, BUT NO AWAY! LIKE BLAH, BLAH, WITHOUT THE OTHER BLAH!
Eddy:
[to Edd furiously]
FINE! GO HOME! I DON'T BLAME YA! CAUSE EVERYTHING WAS MY FAULT!
[He bursts into tears. Edd stops in his tracks]

Eddy:
YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER!
[He continues sobbing. Edd, surprised by Eddy's words, turns around and walks back over to him]

Edd:
Eddy?
Eddy:
[still loudly sobbing]
What?
Edd:
[starting to smile]
Your shirt, Eddy?
Eddy:
[confused]
My shirt?
Edd:
[pointing to Eddy's tear-soaked shirt]
Are those salt deposits from your lamentation?
[Eddy looks down, and Edd thwacks his nose]

Edd:
Gotcha!
[after a moment of realization, Eddy smiles back at him]

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Il grande film di Ed, Edd & Eddy (2009)

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