Donkey:
[after he and Shrek arrives at his house, he looks at stay out signs]
I guess you don't entertain much, do you?
Shrek:
I like my privacy.
Donkey:
You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You'retrying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. And there's that big awkward silence you know?
[Shrek turns around to Donkey]

Donkey:
Can I stay with you?
Shrek:
What?
Donkey:
Can I stay with you? Please?
Shrek:
Of course!
Donkey:
Really?
Shrek:
No.
Donkey:
[pushes Shrek against the door]
Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!
Shrek:
Okay! Okay!
[opens the door]

Shrek:
But one night only.
Donkey:
[runs in his house]
Ah! Thank you!
[hops up on his chair]

Donkey:
This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin'... I'm makin' waffles.
[Shrek angrily groans]

Donkey:
Where do, uh, I sleep?
Shrek:
[irritated]
OUTSIDE!
Donkey:
[starts walking outside]
Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. Here I go. Good night.
[Shrek slams the door]

Donkey:
I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside.
[starts singing]

Donkey:
I'm all alone... there's no one here beside me...

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Shrek (2001)

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