Light-Skinned Black Security:
[after Kumar walks through metal detector]
Sir, I need you to step aside please. I need to search you.
Kumar Patel:
Did I beep?
Light-Skinned Black Security:
Oh no, you didn't beep. Just a random security check. If you can just step aside, please. Just over here.
Kumar Patel:
[stepping aside]
Random, huh?
Light-Skinned Black Security:
Yeah.
Kumar Patel:
So this has nothing to do with my ethnicity?
Harold Lee:
Come on, just do what the guy says.
Light-Skinned Black Security:
Sir, it's our job as airport security to search for all possible weapons or illegal drugs.
Kumar Patel:
So just because of the color of my skin you assume that I have drugs on me? Are you a racist?
Light-Skinned Black Security:
Racist? Dude, I'm black!
Harold Lee:
He's black! He's not racist!
Kumar Patel:
[laughing]
Please, dude. You're barely even brown. Compared to me, you look like Matthew Perry.
Harold Lee:
No...!
Light-Skinned Black Security:
Hey, who you callin' Matthew Perry, bitch?
Kumar Patel:
I'm calling you Matthew Perry, you Matthew Perry-looking bitch!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:07