[Springer calls his "surprise" witness to the stand]

Springer:
Your full name, sir?
Gaylord Patie:
Gaylord Patie.
Springer:
And what is your occupation?
Gaylord Patie:
I'm a certified public accountant for the state.
Springer:
Now then, I understand that you, Mr. Patie, have heard the organ playing in the Simmons Mansion. Am I correct, sir?
Gaylord Patie:
You are. I have heard organ music coming from the tower of the Simmons Mansion on three seperate occasions.
[gasps of awe come from the audience]

Gaylord Patie:
That's why I came to you, Mr. Springer.
Springer:
And at what time did you hear this music?
Gaylord Patie:
At the stroke of midnight.
[more gasps of awe come from the audience]

Springer:
And what else have you heard coming from the Simmons Mansion, Mr. Patie?
Gaylord Patie:
On the first occasion, a woman's scream. And on the second and third occasions, a man's scream.
[even more gasps of awe come from the audience]

Springer:
And what kind of screams were they, Mr. Patie?
Gaylord Patie:
Oh wild, maniacal screams.
[audience is really excited now]

Springer:
Thank you. Your witness.
Whitlow:
[cross-examining]
Mr. Patie, I understand that you're president of the Internation Conclave for Unidentified Flying Objects
Gaylord Patie:
That is correct, sir.
Whitlow:
Where was your last meeting held?
Gaylord Patie:
On Mars.
[courtroom erupts in laughter]
Riportata da il 05/03/2025 alle ore 09:04

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