Judy Witwicky:
[barging into Sam's bedroom, her husband in tow]
Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?
Ron Witwicky:
Judy...
Sam Witwicky:
[frantic]
Was I master... No, Mom!
Ron Witwicky:
Zip it, okay?
Judy Witwicky:
It's okay...
Sam Witwicky:
No, I don't masturbate!
Ron Witwicky:
That's not something for you to bring up.
Judy Witwicky:
Okay.
Ron Witwicky:
That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
Sam Witwicky:
Father-son thing...
Judy Witwicky:
I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable... you can call it Sam's happy time or...
Sam Witwicky:
[amazed]
Happy time?
Judy Witwicky:
...my special alone time...
Ron Witwicky:
Judy, stop!
Judy Witwicky:
...with myself.
Sam Witwicky:
Mom, you can't come in and...
Judy Witwicky:
I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:12