DiCinema

Therapist:
George, we have a nice man coming by to take you to the theater, the musuem, help you re-introduce yourself to the world. Are you ready for that, George?
George:
I don't know.
Therapist:
What did you tell me the other day? You said, I'm a Ready Teddy Yo! What did you say yesterday?
George:
I'm a ready teddy yo.
Therapist:
Are you afraid, George? That you'll go out there and start lying again?
Phil:
[in a crazy English accent]
No, No. He's just afraid of lyin. Isn't that right, Pinoch?
[means pinocchio]

Phil:
Ya Ha Ha Ha Ha! He starts lyin', then his nose starts growin', I hate it when that happens. Ya Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Therapist:
Now that's enough Phil, you let him talk.
Brad:
Nah, he's afraid he'll see his old girlfried, and he won't be able to get it up.
Therapist:
Is that true George?
George:
No! Anyway, she dumped me.
Therapist:
Why did she dump you, George?
Male patient:
[stands up and points at George]
She dumped you because you told her you were a brain surgeon!
Therapist:
Did you tell her that, George?
George:
No.
Therapist:
What did you tell her?
George:
Told her I was a paratrooper in the navy seals.
Phil:
[in a Peter Falk Columbo voice]
Wait! Are you saying that this man is not in our armed service? Did you know this? I didn't know this! I have egg on my face!
Therapist:
George, George why did you feel like you had to lie to her?
George:
Oh! She never would have looked at me twice if I had told her I was a Volvo Salesman for Horsch Muller!
Therapist:
The guys put a little something together for you George, to help give you confidence in your new life.
Phil:
[in William Shatner's voice]
Very well Mister Spock. Gentleman, set your phasers on stun.
Tim:
Ha Ha!
Phil:
[still in William Shatner's voice]
George, on behalf of my entire crew, Spock, Bones, Scotty
[makes the hand motions for emphasis]

Phil:
We'd like to present to you a little gift we picked up on Rigel 4. It's our way of saying, good luck out there in the world. God Speed, show 'em what you're made of mister!
[salutes]

Tim:
[makes the Vulcan hand sign for greetings and goodbye]

Phil:
[still in the William Shatner voice]
Live Long and Prosper! Go where no *man*, has... gone before!

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Non dirmelo... non ci credo (1991)

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