Christopher Columbus:
[a slave presents the Chief and Columbus with cigars]
What do you make of it?
Mordecai Mendoza:
Some kind of vegetable? Looks like old dried cabbage.
[Columbus takes a bite]
Mordecai Mendoza:
What does it taste like?
Christopher Columbus:
Horse shit.
Mordecai Mendoza:
Is it cooked?
Christopher Columbus:
If it is they should shoot the cook.
[the slave lights the Chief's cigar]
Christopher Columbus:
Well I'll be damned! Look at that. They cook it while you're eating it.
Mordecai Mendoza:
So try it cooked.
[the slave lights Columbus' cigar. He has a puff]
Mordecai Mendoza:
What's it taste like now?
Christopher Columbus:
Still tastes like horse shit.
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