Sheriff of Rottingham:
Sire, I have news!
Prince John:
And what sort of news do you have? It's not bad news, is it? You know I can't take bad news. The day started out so good. I had a good night's sleep, I had a good B.M. I don't want to hear any bad news. So, what kind of news is it?
Sheriff of Rottingham:
Well, to be perfectly frank, it's bad.
Prince John:
[shouts]
I knew it! I knew it would be bad news. Wait, I have an idea. Maybe if you tell me the *bad* news in a *good* way, it wouldn't sound so bad.
Sheriff of Rottingham:
[thinking]
The bad news in a good way. Yes, I can do that. The bad news in a good way. Well, here it goes.
[hysterically]

Sheriff of Rottingham:
W-wait till you hear this! I just saw Robin of Locksley, he's back from the crusades.
[laughs]

Sheriff of Rottingham:
You know, he just beat the *crap* out of me and my men.
[laughs]

Sheriff of Rottingham:
He hates you and he loves your brother, Richard!
[laughs]

Sheriff of Rottingham:
And...
[laughs]

Sheriff of Rottingham:
... he wants to see you hanged!
[laughs]

Sheriff of Rottingham:
We, we're in a lot of trouble!
[laughs and snorts loudly]

Prince John:
[furious]
What, are you crazy? Why are you laughing? This is terrible news!

Film

Robin Hood - Un uomo in calzamaglia (1993)

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