[first lines]
Joe - the Inebriated Custodian:
[drunkenly singing 'I'm Always Chasing Rainbows' as he stumbles down the basement stairs by wear the window dressers are at work]
I'm always chasing rainbows, doo doo doo doo-doo doo...
Mannequin Dresser:
That's Joe, drunk again.
Joe - the Inebriated Custodian:
...I'm always chasing rainbows,
[stumbles into a male mannequin]
Joe - the Inebriated Custodian:
oh, look out, look out - don't make a pass at me.
Mannequin Dresser:
I'm gonna put a stop to that once and for all.
[approaches Joe and taps him on the shoulder with a mannequin arm]
Mannequin Dresser:
Hey menace... how'd ya like to have somebody jerk your arm off?
Joe - the Inebriated Custodian:
Haha, he couldn't take it. Haha.
[offering his bottle of liquor]
Joe - the Inebriated Custodian:
Have a nip? Aged in cellophane.
Mannequin Dresser:
Thanks, but I never drink when I'm working...
[points to a mannequin]
Mannequin Dresser:
uh, Shirley would object.
Joe - the Inebriated Custodian:
Haha, I'm not that drunk. Haha, that's a dummy.
Mannequin Dresser:
Shh, if she hears you she'll be very insulted.
Joe - the Inebriated Custodian:
You guys act like ya think they were human.
Mannequin Dresser:
Were? Why, they are human! Why, if you only understood them, you'd realize they have feelings too - just the same as you have.
Mannequin Dresser:
And they're just as smart.
Mannequin Dresser:
[Approaches 'Shirley']
Ahem, Madame, you have an appointment in window two.
[applies fake tears to her face]
Mannequin Dresser:
Aww look, she's cryin'.
Mannequin Dresser:
It breaks her heart to leave her boyfriend, but that's alright honey; I'll place him in the window next to yours.
[they exit the room with the mannequin couple]
Joe - the Inebriated Custodian:
[approaches another male mannequin and briefly examines him, realizing that he's facing/looking at another female mannequin in a negligee]
Huh, maybe you are a human after all.
[the scene fades out]
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