Gun salesman:
[Van Pelt enters his store]
What can I do for you?
Hunter Van Pelt:
I want a gross of these.
[hands an empty elephant gun shell to the gun store salesman]
Gun salesman:
You know, they stopped making these in 1903.
Hunter Van Pelt:
Damn. I shall need a replacement weapon.
[sets his old rifle on the counter]
Hunter Van Pelt:
Well, there's a waiting period, and you'll have to...
[sets down a bunch of papers for Van Pelt to sign]
Hunter Van Pelt:
... fill out these.
[Van Pelt sets some coins on the table]
Hunter Van Pelt:
Or I could fill these out.
[gets Van Pelt his new rifle]
Hunter Van Pelt:
Now, anyone asks, you didn't get this here.
[Van Pelt looks through the scope of his rifle with his finger on the trigger]
Hunter Van Pelt:
You're not a postal worker, are you?
[Van Pelt looks at the salesman as if to say, "Excuse me?"]
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