Dr Holroyd:
[Lynda's psychiatrist is making her go through the alphabet of swear words]
Now, Lynda, C?
Lynda Mansell:
We missed "balls."
Dr Holroyd:
So we did, never mind. C.
Lynda Mansell:
[Hesitates]
No.
Dr Holroyd:
Take your time.
Lynda Mansell:
Can't think of nothing.
Dr Holroyd:
Think very hard now. The letter C. Something very filthy. Very, very dirty.
Lynda Mansell:
[pauses]
Caca?
Dr Holroyd:
Caca?
Lynda Mansell:
Caca! Poo-poos.
Dr Holroyd:
You feeling ashamed?
Lynda Mansell:
What of?
Dr Holroyd:
Of what you're really thinking.
Lynda Mansell:
I'm not thinking of anything.
Dr Holroyd:
Yes, you are.
Lynda Mansell:
No, I'm not.
Dr Holroyd:
Very well, then. D.
Lynda Mansell:
Damn.
Dr Holroyd:
Precisely. F. The letter F.
Lynda Mansell:
We've missed out E.
Dr Holroyd:
There isn't one beginning with E.
Lynda Mansell:
There might be.
Dr Holroyd:
There isn't one. You take my word for it.
Lynda Mansell:
We could give it a try.
Dr Holroyd:
F. Can you think of a filthy, dirty, smutty word beginning with F? Not too hard, I should think, Lynda.
Lynda Mansell:
No.
Dr Holroyd:
Come on, come on, of course you can.
Lynda Mansell:
I can't.
Dr Holroyd:
Of course you can. I can. Anybody can.
Lynda Mansell:
Well, what, then? You tell me.
Dr Holroyd:
You must be one of the last people on God's Earth who doesn't know. Everybody knows a swear word beginning with F.
Lynda Mansell:
Well, then what are you asking me for?
Dr Holroyd:
Because I want to hear you say it.
Lynda Mansell:
You dirty, old bugger!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 09:37