[Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies]
Deadpool:
Boy, howdy. Hi. This is a toughie. Yeesh. Oh, yes. You're already practicing your little salute, huh? Yes, you are. Well, we'll take care of that, won't we?
[turns around]
Deadpool:
Jesus Christ! This is so much tougher than I thought. Oh-ho.
[faces the baby again]
Deadpool:
Oh, I'm going to hell.
[points at baby]
Deadpool:
That makes two of us.
[places his hands on his head while walking in circles]
Deadpool:
You can do this.
[looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth]
Deadpool:
This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. All right.
[cracks knuckles and sighs. Baby's crib is labeled 'A. Hitler - 20 April 1889']
Deadpool:
Maximum effort.
[proceeds to grab baby]
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