Tequila:
All right. Y'all ain't got nothing to protect other than your honor. Let's see what happens when we change things up.
[Tequila changes the glass window on the wall, revealing Harry shaving]
Merlin:
Harry!
Eggsy:
Fuck me!
Tequila:
Y'all got three seconds to tell the truth.
[Tequila pulls out his gun and points it at Harry]
Merlin:
Wait! No!
Eggsy:
Harry!
Tequila:
He can't hear you, but I can. So talk.
Merlin:
No!
Eggsy:
Get down, Harry!
Tequila:
That's two.
Eggsy, Merlin:
Harry! Harry!
Tequila:
Three.
Ginger:
Stop!
[Ginger enters the room and throws an umbrella at Tequila]
Ginger:
Their story checked out. I opened our doomsday scenario locker and that umbrella was in it. Kingsman. It's got our logo on it.
[Tequila looks at the 'Kingsman London' label on the umbrella handle, with the 'S' in the form of the Statesman logo. Ginger dries up Eggsy and Merlin]
Ginger:
I'm really sorry.
Tequila:
My apologies, boys. I'd, I hope there ain't no hard feelings. I was just doin' my job. Welcome to Statesman, independent intelligence agency. Just like y'all, I reckon. But our founders went into the booze business. Thank the sweet Lord above. This is Ginger Ale. She's our strategy executive.
Ginger:
Hello.
Tequila:
I'm Agent Tequila.
Eggsy:
This is the part where you untie us.
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