The Wizard of Oz:
Can I believe my eyes? Why have you come back?
Dorothy:
Please, sir, we've done what you told us. We've brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her!
The Wizard of Oz:
Ah, you liquidated her, eh? Very resourceful.
Dorothy:
Yes, sir. So we'd like you to keep your promise to us, if you please, sir.
The Wizard of Oz:
Not so fast, not so fast! I'll have to give the matter a little thought. Go away and come back tomorrow.
Dorothy:
Tomorrow? Oh, but I want to go home now!
The Tin Man:
You've had plenty of time already!
The Cowardly Lion:
[snarls]
Yeahhh...
The Wizard of Oz:
Do not arouse the wrath of the Great and Powerful Oz! I said, come back tomorrow!
[Toto runs off behind a curtain]
Dorothy:
If you were really great and powerful, you'd keep your promises!
The Wizard of Oz:
Do you presume to criticize the Great Oz? You ungrateful creatures! Think yourselves lucky that I'm giving you audience tomorrow instead of twenty years from now!
[Toto pulls the curtain aside, revealing the real Wizard of Oz as a short, middle-aged man with blond hair]
The Wizard of Oz:
Oh...!
[turns and speaks into the megaphone]
The Wizard of Oz:
The Great Oz has spoken! Oh!
[he pulls the curtain again]
The Wizard of Oz:
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! The greatest... Oz... has... spoken!
Dorothy:
[Yanking back the curtain]
Who are you?
The Wizard of Oz:
Who, ah, ah... I am the Great and Powerful...! Wizard, of Oz...
Dorothy:
YOU are? I don't believe you!
The Wizard of Oz:
Well, I'm afraid it's true, there's no other Wizard except me...
The Scarecrow:
[angrily]
You HUMBUG!
The Cowardly Lion:
Yeah!
The Wizard of Oz:
[ashamed]
Yes, yes, exactly so, I'm a humbug.
Dorothy:
Oh... You're a very bad man!
The Wizard of Oz:
Oh, no, my dear! I, I'm a very good man! I'm... just a very bad wizard.
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