Phil:
[Phil is on a date with Cate; they are sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant. His attempts at making conversation are going badly.]
Sorry, it's been a long time since I've been on a date with a girl.
Jexi:
[voice over cell-phone, into his ear-phone]
What the fuck are you doing, Phil? First, stop talking about sodomy. Second, stop sweating so much. And third, get to know her. Ask her interesting questions.
Phil:
So, Cate, what's your favorite color? Mine's beige.
Jexi:
[text on cell-phone screen, in capital letters]
YOU'RE AN IDIOT
Phil:
How many grapes can you fit in your mouth?
Jexi:
[text on cell-phone screen, in capital letters]
OH MY GOD
Phil:
Do you like pudding?
Jexi:
[text on cell-phone screen, in capital letters]
HOLY SHIT
Phil:
What's your least favorite noise? Mine is...
[chomping loudly]
Jexi:
[text on cell-phone screen, in capital letters]
WTF
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