Mr. Levitt:
[a man in a Santa Claus suit walks into a convenient store]
And a "Ho Ho Ho", I don't get enough of this shit on the radio, it has to come into my store now, ha hah ha.
Killer Santa:
What's the matter, you don't like Santa Claus?
Mr. Levitt:
Well, it's good for business, bad for my stomach. It's a lot of phony sentiment, you know what I am saying. What charity are you with?
Mr. Levitt:
[Killer Santa pulles out a gun]
What are you doing that for?
Killer Santa:
I'm holding you up,asshole, put the money in the bag.
Mr. Levitt:
So it's not about phony sentiment, lot of it is genuine greed.
[Mr. Levitt grabs his gun]
Mr. Levitt:
ALL RIGHT YOU!
[Killer Santa shoots Mr. Levitt in the gut, Mr. Levitt,wounded,tries to shoot the robber.Killer Santa shoots him in the stomach and then the head]
Killer Santa:
[Killer Santa walks out of the store, sees how much money he has, he says]
"31 bucks, Merry Fucking Christmas!"
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