Cameron:
Wow, is this what a bar looks like?
[reaches into a jar]

Michael:
Don't touch anything! You may get hepatitis.
[they find Patrick drinking and smoking]

Patrick:
So what have ya got for me?
Cameron:
A little insight into a very complicated girl.
Michael:
Excuse me, uh, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?
Patrick:
[confused]
What?
Michael:
Nothing. Nothing.
Cameron:
Alright, uh, first thing, Kat hates smokers.
[slowly removes Patrick's cigarette]

Patrick:
So, you're telling me I'm a... non-smoker.
Michael:
Yes. Well, just for now.
Cameron:
And, um, and here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys.
Patrick:
[looks confused and slowly rises]
Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
Michael:
H-He's very pretty. He's a gorgeous guy.
Cameron:
Yeah. I-I just wasn't sure. I didn't know.
Michael:
[gives him two thumbs up]
You're a gorgeous guy.
Cameron:
[Patrick sits back down]
Alright, uh, yeah, okay, here's this, uh... Likes: Thai food, feminist prose and angry girl music of the Indie Rock persuasion. Here's a list of the CDs that she has in her room.
Patrick:
So, I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments, right?
Michael:
Have you ever been to Club Skunk?
Cameron:
Her favorite band's playing there tomorrow night.
Patrick:
I can't be seen at Club Skunk. All right?
Cameron:
But she'll be there, she's got tickets.
Michael:
Hey listen, assail your ears for one night.
Cameron:
She has a pair of black underwear, if that helps.
Michael:
[laughing cooly]
Couldn't hurt, right?

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10 cose che odio di te (1999)

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