[on finding out that Sam has a mistress and was glad she was kidnapped]
Barbara:
I've got it, I tell you, I've got it! Listen to this, all right? Sam arrives on a motorcycle, wearing shorts! No shoes, no shirt, nothing... maybe we'll just put him in a jock strap! Then he has to drive all over town. Sam burns really easily, he'll be bright red in no time!
Ken Kessler:
I can't believe this is happening...
Barbara:
Then he has to cover himself with honey, and go to a bee farm! We'll make him dance around, so the bees go absolutely nuts!
Ken Kessler:
[to Sandy, who looks disturbed]
I don't think she really means it...
Barbara:
Then we all watch, while they sting him to death! YEAH!
[she makes kicking and punching motions]
Ken Kessler:
Barbara, don't we want something that'll last, something that'll keep stinging him for the rest of his life?
Sandy:
My God, he must have been seeing this woman for years...
Barbara:
CASTRATE HIM! I want to castrate him!
[she mimes cutting something off with scissors, then tossing it over her shoulder]
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