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[from trailer]

American Narrator:
[over a sweeping shot of mountains]
Once in a lifetime, there comes a motion picture which changes the whole history of motion pictures. A picture so stunning in its effect, so vast in its impact that it profoundly affects the lives of all who see it.
[dissolve to footage of King Arthur knighting Dennis]

American Narrator:
One such film is...
Voice Director:
[dismissively, trailer pauses]
Very good, thank you. Yes, thank you. Next, please.
[trailer rewinds]

Slow-Witted Narrator:
[trailer footage restarts]
Once. In a. Life... time. There comes a... moh-tion pic-ture. Which... changes the 'hole... 'istory of moh... tion pictures. Eh...
Voice Director:
[trailer pauses]
Yes, thank you. Next!
[trailer rewinds]

Gumby Narrator:
[shouts as trailer footage restarts]
ONCE! IN A! LIFETIME!
Voice Director:
[annoyed]
Go away!
Gumby Narrator:
[shocked]
What?
Voice Director:
Next!
Gumby Narrator:
What's wrong with my voice? My voice is alright, my brain is wrong...
Asian Narrator:
[trailer footage restarts, subtitled]
Once in a lifetime there comes a motion picture which changes the whole history of motion pictures...
Voice Director:
[pleased]
That's more like it!
Asian Narrator:
One such film is Kurosawa's "The Seven Samurai". Another was "Ivan the Terrible". Then there are more run-of-the-mill films like... "Herbie Rides Again", "La Notte", and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
[the castle model behind Arthur and Dennis falls over. Arthur unexpectedly runs Dennis through with his sword]

Film

Monty Python e il Sacro Graal (1975)

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