King Mantell:
Your Highness, there's something wrong with your tub.
Princess Olga:
Vat?
King Mantell:
Yes, you see, the water runs in and it runs out, but the trouble is it runs out faster than it runs in. I discovered it this morning when I was trying to take a bath. It can only draw about that much water
[his fingers show an inch]
King Mantell:
and you can't take a bath with that much water
[shows an inch again]
Princess Olga:
Vell, if you're a ploomb-er, why don't you fix it?
King Mantell:
Well, I'm not a ploomb-er, uh, I mean, a plumber, but I think I could fix it. Have you got a screwdriver?
Lady Gertrude Allwyn:
A screwdriver? Her Highness is not in the habit of going around with a screwdriver on her person.
Princess Olga:
[to Mantell]
Please go avay.
King Mantell:
Well, I was only trying to help, but may I suggest that when you want to take a bath, you should take a shower.
[walks away]
King Mantell:
Of course, there's always the ocean.
[Exits]
Princess Olga:
[dropping her phony Swedish accent]
I'd like to smack that guy right in the kisser.
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