Robin Williams:
[on the animals at the zoo]
Because they're not happy! Even our most docile creatures like Ling-Ling the Panda, she must mate so you can build a wing on the zoo. So they go to China, and they anesthetize a panda, which is kinda redundant, and bring him back to America, and give him a name like Ping-Pong, aw. When his Chinese name was "Mushu Ka Huh", Bear with Balls of Steel. And they put him in the cage with Ling-Ling and say "Go mate", and he looks at her like..."I would never fuck her. That is one ugly panda bitch. If you were a panda, you would know that's the ugliest fucking panda bitch there is. I would not fuck her with a koala's dick. Fuck off. I would rather lick my own balls than fuck that panda bitch. Mm-mm."
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:14