Elias:
Randal...
[Holds up onion ring]
Elias:
"One ring to rule them all."
Randal Graves:
And you wonder why no chick'll let you stick your cock in her.
Elias:
I never wondered that.
Randal Graves:
Yeah, 'cause you've accepted the fact that you'll never get a chick a long time ago.
Elias:
I could get a chick if I wanted.
Randal Graves:
Who are you kidding? You can't get a chick ya mook, you're too weird and sad.
Elias:
[Throws down onion ring and storms up to Randal]
I turn down chicks left and right.
Randal Graves:
Your chicks are your "left" and "right."
Elias:
Yeah right, what do you know?
Randal Graves:
Ahh, I know that you're a huge fucking nerd of Potsie-like proportions, and no chicks dig nerds. Especially nerds that are into Lord of the Rings.
Elias:
Chicks dig Lord of the Rings, Randal.
Randal Graves:
Yeah. The kind of chicks that are into swords and elves and shit, and I wouldn't fuck them with the torch of Gondor.
Elias:
Oh, you're so gross!
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