Paul Miller:
[on the night of Donald's first class]
You all hear me out there?
[Donald looks around to know he is the only one in the office]
Paul Miller:
I was hoping for a bigger turnout, but I don't think we can wait much longer, so why don't we get started? Now, before we get into the nuts and bolts of being a detective, we shall have the traditional payment of tuition. The first week comes to exactly $174.25.
[Donald gets out his checkbook and starts writing one out]
Paul Miller:
Make that check payable to the Department of Water and Power.
[Donald looks up confused]
Paul Miller:
We do that for tax reasons. While you're doing that, Miss Wembley will serve the complementary horderves. Carefully, Miss Wembley.
[Carlotta goes over to the cabinet and takes out a paper plate with a single Ritz cracker topped with peanut butter and offers it to Donald]
Donald Wilson:
No, thank you. I don't really like peanut butter.
[she takes it off the plate and forces it near his face]
Carlotta:
[firmly]
Eat it.
Donald Wilson:
Maybe just one.
[takes it]
Donald Wilson:
Thank you.
[he puts into his mouth and starts eating it]
Donald Wilson:
[to Paul]
You got a drink?
Paul Miller:
I got half a beer or a Coke.
Donald Wilson:
Coke, please.
[Carlotta hands him a can of Coke]
Donald Wilson:
Thank you.
[he pulls the top of the can and starts drinking]
Carlotta:
That's $4.00.
[Donald begins choking]
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