Robin Williams:
And you have to tell people, "Don't open your mail." "Why?" "There's white powder in envelopes." "Really? Your mother and I used to look for white powder in envelopes! Yeah, we weren't online, we *did* lines, my friend! Yeah, and there were ninjas on the fucking lawn trying to kill us!" And now, they *are* trying to kill us. And that's why I bought a gas mask. I thought, "I'll be fine, I got a gas mask," but then I thought, "Wait a minute. I can't even put on a condom on with this thing." You know that thing where you go, "Hey, baby. Yeah, I got a... I got a love glove right here.
[struggles]
Robin Williams:
I'll be with you in a second. No, no! Don't go away on me, man! We're playing 'Beat the Cock!'" And there's your penis like a midget in a diving suit. "I don't think we're going in today, Pete. We didn't make the deadline."
Riportata da il
05/03/2025 alle ore 07:56