[first lines]
Grumpy:
[with Chuckles, picks up Bozo on the street]
Three of a kind, let's do this!
Chuckles:
That's it? Three guys?
Grumpy:
Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.
Chuckles:
*Six* shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
Grumpy:
He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice?
Dopey:
[up on the roof]
I know why they call him "The Joker".
Happy:
[breaking open the alarm box with Dopey]
So why do they call him "the Joker"?
Dopey:
I hear he wears makeup.
Happy:
Makeup?
Dopey:
Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
Grumpy:
[On the street, Bozo, Grumpy and Chuckles get out of their car and run inside the bank. Grumpy fires off a round into the air to grab the attention of the customers and tellers]
All right, everybody! Hands up, heads down!
[In the background, Chuckles overpowers one of the guards]
Grumpy:
Let's put hands up, heads down!
[grabs a teller by his collar and pulls him over his desk]
Grumpy:
Let's go, pal! I'm making a withdrawal here!
[He then points his gun at a female teller]
Grumpy:
I said hands up!
Dopey:
[waiting eagerly with Happy on the roof]
Here comes the silent alarm...
[presses a button to disable it]
Dopey:
... and there it goes!
[Downstairs, Grumpy has managed to pull the female teller over the counter]
Dopey:
That's funny. It didn't dial out to 911 - it was trying to reach a private number.
Happy:
Is there a problem?
Dopey:
Nah, nah. I'm done here.
[Happy shoots him, steals his bag, and rushes downstairs into the vault. In the lobby, Bozo is sticking gas grenades in the hostages' hands and pulling the pins]
Grumpy:
Obviously we don't want you doing anything with your hands other than holding on to dear life!
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