Court clerk:
[speaking to Curly rapidly]
Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Curly:
[confused]
Huh?
Court clerk:
[rapidly]
Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Curly:
Are you trying to give me the double talk?
Court clerk:
[rapidly]
Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Judge:
[exasperated]
Why don't you answer him?
Curly:
He's talking Pig Latin. I don't know what he's saying.
Judge:
He's asking if you swear...
Curly:
No, but I know all the words!
Judge:
He's asking if you'll swear to tell the truth!
Curly:
Truth is stranger than fiction, judgie wudgie.
[titters]
Judge:
[impatiently]
Kindly address this court as "your honor" and take the oath!
Judge:
[rapidly]
Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Curly:
Certainly. What have I got to lose?
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