Ryan:
[Seth has been smoking pot due to stress of going to college]
It's almost 3:30. Isn't your interview at 4?
Seth:
[high]
What are you talking about?
[looks at clock]
Ryan:
Are you ready?
Seth:
Am I ready? Do me a favor.
[pulls up shirt sleeve and feels bicep]
Seth:
Go ahead and feel that. Feel that puppy right there.
Ryan:
No.
Seth:
Okay. You don't want to touch another man, I get it. You find my slender swimmer's body, um, intimidating.
Ryan:
[confused]
Something smells.
Seth:
No it doesn't. No it doesn't. But they, uh, they say that the first sign of a, um, brain tumor, is, uh, phantom smells so you should lie down.
[Ryan finds can of air freshener]
Seth:
Hey. Hey, you solved it. You're a mystery solver. You're like - you're like Encyclopedia Brown. Remember when Encyclopedia Brown went on down to Texas...
[Ryan raises his eyebrows]
Seth:
-and solved the mystery of the great shootout? Hey - how about this for a change. A cage match - Encyclopedia Brown versus the Great Brain - to the death.
Ryan:
[pause]
Are you high?
Seth:
[tries to look innocent, then laughs uncontrollably]
Am I high? No. No! Come on, man, I love it when you go for the comedy but I would not - I would not quit your day job beating up people. I would.
Seth:
[Ryan finds ashtray with joints]
I don't know how that got there.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:33